
The Ceramic Chicken That Vomits Your Eggs So You Don't Have To
"Breakfast prep has never been this emotionally disturbing."
A hand-painted ceramic chick that separates egg yolks from whites by having the egg white flow out of its mouth. It works perfectly, looks absolutely unhinged, and will make anyone who walks into your kitchen stop mid-sentence and stare. Dishwasher safe. Dignity not included.
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The Full Story
Somewhere in a product development meeting, someone proposed that the best way to separate an egg was to make a small ceramic chicken do it by vomiting. And instead of being escorted from the building, that person was given a budget. The result is the LuoCoCo Vomiting Chicken Egg Separator — a kitchen tool so deeply committed to its own absurdity that it loops back around to being kind of genius.