100 Rubber Chickens You Can Launch at People. Legally.
"Chaos, now available in bulk."
A pack of 100 tiny stretchy rubber chickens with a built-in slingshot launcher. Pull back, aim, release, and watch a small rubber poultry projectile achieve its destiny across the room. Great for parties, classrooms, offices, and any situation where you need to launch exactly 100 chickens at something.
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There is a mathematical principle that states: one rubber chicken is funny. Two rubber chickens are funnier. One hundred rubber chickens, all launchable via built-in slingshot, is a category of funny that doesn't have a name yet but absolutely should. This product exists at that intersection of absurdity and logistics, and it is glorious.
Each pack contains 100 individual mini stretchy rubber chickens, each one pre-equipped with a small slingshot notch that lets you pull it back and send it flying across any room, hallway, office, or family gathering with surgical imprecision.